"I'm happy knowing you are mine."

WHAT!? She's writing a blog!!?!!
So when I said what I said about your gf it was a tad unfounded. You're correct, I have nothing to base that opinion on. What I meant was this: If she didn't realize how sensational you are the first time around, but all of a sudden wants your nuts...there's gotta be something wrong, and I'm a suspicious by-stander.
That is all.
I have a theory. It's a good one. All men are gay. All of them. Every one.
This is how I know:
I've noticed that the qualities men find most attractive in women are ones that are more masculine. i.e. a girl who works on a car, plays video games, likes burgers and steaks, plays the drums/bass guitar - all these things are smokin hot! When was the last time you heard a guy say, "I really like the way she paints her nails. Man! Look at her shop! I think it's so hot when she watches romantic comedies."
Don't lie to me, you've never heard that.
So my conclusion is the thing guys are really looking for is a girl as close to one of their "buddies" as possible. Why do they do this? So they can continue living their lives eating hot wings, watching sports on Sundays, and shooting people up in their GTA game. It's better than helping their significant other do their hair or makeup every day. These are not attractive things.
Why?
Parce que...all men are gay.
But this then raises the question about the guys that like to do feminine things. The definitive gay men. What's the difference between these two levels of bro-mosexuality?
Gay men that like women like the way they're shaped and their....*ahem* parts, but would really prefer is she were just one of the dudes.
Gay men that like men...like men. They get so caught up in what it is women do that they start to adopt some of their hobbies, mannerisms, and social trends. At this point they begin to forget that they're actually men, assume they're women, and revert to their instincts; looking for a companion with both chromosomes.
You don't have to agree. Yo se I'm right.