"Nothing can hold you back if you really want it."

Some things you might not have known about me:
I really like to work out - this results in the veins on my arms and legs popping out anytime my body gets warm. I call this the "Hulk Effect"
I'm afraid of birds. I hate how twitchy they are, and that they don't have pupils. They have soul-less eyes and are creepy.
I really hate going to the bathroom in a public restroom when one of the following occurs: the toilet seat is still warm from the last person who used it. there's pee sprinkles on the seat. the person a few stalls down from me is talking to themselves. there's that awkward silence where another person is in the bathroom, but it doesn't sound like they're doing anything because they're waiting for you to leave so they can take a Count Dooku.
I hate feet. They're disgusting. I hate that they're warm and moist. I hate that they grow hair. I don't like touching, smelling, seeing, or being near feet. Incidentally I love foot rubs.
I don't vote. Politics frustrate me, and I think they're very corrupt. Talking politics is the only time someone's opinion can be wrong.
I hate having nothing to do. I like to keep busy because when there's nothing to do I often get tv show theme songs stuck in my head.
I love green olives. When people ask me what my favorite food is they're often times shocked to find out it's green olives. They're also shocked to find that I don't like chocolate. Sick.
I'm consciously aware of the fact that it will never happen, but at the same time I'm positive I'm going to be "discovered" and be famous one day.
I still don't think your GF is good enough for you. She's going to hurt you again, but I understand why sometimes you have to let that happen.
I secretly wish that I were Lady Gaga. Not in the sense that I looked like her, or actually was her. I just want to be worshipped like her. I think that's fair.
I'm not a crafty/creative person, but I'm so super psyched to decorate my new house!!!
The end.
Didja learn a something new?