"Nothing can hold you back if you really want it."

Some things you might not have known about me:
I really like to work out - this results in the veins on my arms and legs popping out anytime my body gets warm. I call this the "Hulk Effect"
I'm afraid of birds. I hate how twitchy they are, and that they don't have pupils. They have soul-less eyes and are creepy.
I really hate going to the bathroom in a public restroom when one of the following occurs: the toilet seat is still warm from the last person who used it. there's pee sprinkles on the seat. the person a few stalls down from me is talking to themselves. there's that awkward silence where another person is in the bathroom, but it doesn't sound like they're doing anything because they're waiting for you to leave so they can take a Count Dooku.
I hate feet. They're disgusting. I hate that they're warm and moist. I hate that they grow hair. I don't like touching, smelling, seeing, or being near feet. Incidentally I love foot rubs.
I don't vote. Politics frustrate me, and I think they're very corrupt. Talking politics is the only time someone's opinion can be wrong.
I hate having nothing to do. I like to keep busy because when there's nothing to do I often get tv show theme songs stuck in my head.
I love green olives. When people ask me what my favorite food is they're often times shocked to find out it's green olives. They're also shocked to find that I don't like chocolate. Sick.
I'm consciously aware of the fact that it will never happen, but at the same time I'm positive I'm going to be "discovered" and be famous one day.
I still don't think your GF is good enough for you. She's going to hurt you again, but I understand why sometimes you have to let that happen.
I secretly wish that I were Lady Gaga. Not in the sense that I looked like her, or actually was her. I just want to be worshipped like her. I think that's fair.
I'm not a crafty/creative person, but I'm so super psyched to decorate my new house!!!
The end.
Didja learn a something new?

"I'm happy knowing you are mine."

WHAT!? She's writing a blog!!?!!
So when I said what I said about your gf it was a tad unfounded. You're correct, I have nothing to base that opinion on. What I meant was this: If she didn't realize how sensational you are the first time around, but all of a sudden wants your nuts...there's gotta be something wrong, and I'm a suspicious by-stander.
That is all.
I have a theory. It's a good one. All men are gay. All of them. Every one.
This is how I know:
I've noticed that the qualities men find most attractive in women are ones that are more masculine. i.e. a girl who works on a car, plays video games, likes burgers and steaks, plays the drums/bass guitar - all these things are smokin hot! When was the last time you heard a guy say, "I really like the way she paints her nails. Man! Look at her shop! I think it's so hot when she watches romantic comedies."
Don't lie to me, you've never heard that.
So my conclusion is the thing guys are really looking for is a girl as close to one of their "buddies" as possible. Why do they do this? So they can continue living their lives eating hot wings, watching sports on Sundays, and shooting people up in their GTA game. It's better than helping their significant other do their hair or makeup every day. These are not attractive things.
Why?
Parce que...all men are gay.
But this then raises the question about the guys that like to do feminine things. The definitive gay men. What's the difference between these two levels of bro-mosexuality?
Gay men that like women like the way they're shaped and their....*ahem* parts, but would really prefer is she were just one of the dudes.
Gay men that like men...like men. They get so caught up in what it is women do that they start to adopt some of their hobbies, mannerisms, and social trends. At this point they begin to forget that they're actually men, assume they're women, and revert to their instincts; looking for a companion with both chromosomes.
You don't have to agree. Yo se I'm right.