Monday, November 30, 2009

"I was born to tell you I love you."


"Hello Friend, it's me again. Tonight is really tough.

Pretending to be fine, you see, has proven really rough.

We all smile and laugh along, and carry on our way.

But what they see outside of me gets harder every day.

It's been a while since we last spoke, I hope you've not forgot.

My name, my face, or who I am. I know that you have not.

It amazes me the things you, even things that I don't say.

It's safe to think that no one will quite know me this way.

I feel you here, your endless love. You never left my side.

Though I may have forgotten you, you've always been my guide.

Those times I thought I was alone, or helpless in my plight.

It was you who helped to lift me up, and make my burden light.

So as I sit here on my knees, and ask for aide this night.

It comes to me, I realize, you're with me in this fight."

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

"You saw me at the worst. You caught me falling first."

I have a theory. (It has nothing to do with bunnies).
When I get ready for work I listen to music. Yesterday I chose an old CD of mine that I haven't listened to in some time. It was a CD that I made of my favorite hits from the early nineties that I would listen to on Sunny.95's night show Delilah.
Have you ever listened to a CD or playlist so many times that you know which song is going to come on immediately after one song ends? I put this CD on shuffle to switch things up a little bit. As song number one ended I immediately started singing song number 2. But song number 2 did not come on.

No, as I previously mentioned my CD was on shuffle.
So song number five came on while I was singing song number 2. (I'm going somewhere with all of this.)
Song number two is a Celine Dion song. Song number five is a song by David Bowie.

And here's my theory: Celine Dion and David Bowie...are the same person.
Don't believe me? Here's my proof.

1. They look astonishingly alike.

2. They both have very distinct singing voices.

3. If you watch the movie "The Labyrinth" and look at David Bowie, he looks like Celine Dion with a bad hair/makeup job.

4. They are the same weight and height.

5. You NEVER see them in a room, award show, movie together.

6. HOW did Celine Dion get so famous? Because her husband with a girl's name mortgaged his house? I don't think so.

7. Have you ever heard Celine Dion speak? Sounds like a fake accent to me...

8. They dance the same.

So my theory is this. In 1990 David Bowie, who was suffering from his latest venture "Tin Machine," went to Quebec to choreograph routines for his "The Sound + Vision Tour." Whilst in Quebec he came up with an alter ego named Celine. He created this idea of a Canadian pop singer from Quebec that would satiate his lust for super stardom until he could bounce back from "Tin Machine." So off he went on the road as Celine Dion. Along the way to satisfy tabloids and journalists he made up the wild story of Celine's "husband," Renee, who was secretly being paid under the table to give his new persona credibility. It also gave him an opportunity to experiment with his sexual orientation (which of course lead to a raucous night and confusing morning for Mick Jagger when he went to bed with a young Canadian pop princess and woke up with a crusty old English gentleman). But we won't go into that.



That, in brief detail, is my theory. But don't take my word for it.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

"Whatever happens is meant that way"

Things have just been super, fantastic lately :) I just had one of the best birthdays ever. Work has been going well. I find myself a worn out lately. I feel like I'm doing too much sometimes. But managing that comes with time. I'm just ridiculously content with life right now.
*side note*
Hey, you. Yeah, you. Don't feel so down. I love you and I really appreciate your presence in my life. I want you to know you're amazing, and I know some things are rough lately and other things don't really make sense, but I'm here for you!!
*end of side note*
I'm getting my hair done tomorrow...
Exciting!!!!